How to Fix a Squeaky Door Hinge Without WD-40 (Because You’re Out and Lazy Like Me)

You know that creeeeak your door makes every time it opens?
Yeah, the one that sounds like a ghost with arthritis?
Well, you don’t need to rush to the store for WD-40 to fix it.

Here’s how to handle that squeaky hinge using stuff you probably already have at home. No oil? No problem. No skills? Even better.

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🚪 First, Why Do Hinges Squeak?

Door hinges squeak because of friction. Two metal parts are grinding against each other like it’s a slow dance gone wrong. Normally, WD-40 acts as a lubricant to shut them up. But if you’re fresh out—or just feeling too lazy to go outside—don’t worry. There’s hope.

Fix-It Alternatives That Don’t Smell Like a Mechanic’s Garage

1. Cooking Oil (Yes, Really)

Grab olive oil, canola, coconut, or whatever oil you use to pretend you cook fancy meals.
Dip a cotton swab or your finger (classy) in it.
Rub it directly on the hinge pin and moving parts.
Open and close the door a few times. Boom—silence.

Pro Tip: Don’t drench it. You’re fixing a hinge, not frying it.

2. Petroleum Jelly (a.k.a. Vaseline)

Scoop a bit with your finger or a Q-tip.
Smear it on the hinge, especially where the parts move.
Work the door back and forth to spread the magic.

Bonus: It doesn’t drip like oil, so it’s a bit cleaner. Plus, now your door hinge has soft, moisturized joints.

3. Bar Soap (Seriously, Try It)

Rub a dry bar of soap directly on the hinge. Yes, just like that.
The waxy texture acts as a lubricant.
Open and close the door to work it in.

Tip: Unscented soap works best—unless you want your room to smell like lavender and low expectations.

4. Candle Wax

Light a candle. Let some wax drip into a spoon (or onto a paper towel).
Apply the warm wax to the hinge.
Move the door to spread it around.

It’s the most dramatic option—fire, wax, and action. But hey, it works.

Final Thoughts: Silence Is Golden (and Cheap)

You don’t need fancy tools or a garage full of supplies to fix a squeaky door.
With a bit of creativity (and maybe some olive oil), you can quiet that hinge and stop sounding like you’re entering a haunted house every time you go to the bathroom.

Now go forth, fix that squeak, and enjoy your gloriously quiet door.
And remember: sometimes the solution is already in your kitchen drawer. Or your bathroom. Or your heart. (Okay maybe not that last one.)

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